Celebrities and Plastic Surgery

Celebrities really amuse me.. Actors and musicians mostly; they seem to think the nation cares about their opinion, I don't and neither should you.

Whether it is politics, the hurricanes, or a plastic surgery procedure, celebrities seem compelled to show their ignorance on the subjects. What makes it even better is that we get to hear about their crap from various garbage media outlets. Plastic surgeons relationships with celebrities has often been a double edged scalpel. A celebrity can be the best advertisement a cosmetic surgeon ever asked for and on the other hand if things go south or the celebrity has complications with surgery, the likelihood of lawsuits or bad press coverage is substantially increased.

Here are some recent celebrities in the news relating to Cosmetic Surgery.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON is determined to have cosmetic surgery. She says, "I definitely believe in plastic surgery, I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that."

JODIE FOSTER "I'm starting to see all the funny changes. As an actor, you look at photos of yourself and go, 'Oh, what is that?' "It's an awkward period, between 40 and 50, and I don't want to go through it. I don't want to compete in a losing battle. I don't want to be Cher."

JOAN RIVERS "I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery."

TARA REID: A perfect example of a breast augmentation gone bad. Scars, Scars, Scars. Imagine what this event did to her plastic surgeons PR. The poor surgeon is probably now limited to doing botox out of the back of his car. Obviously a bad boob job.